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I'M A FARMER. I LOVE MY FAMILY. I LOVE MY FARM. I LOVE MY COUNTRY. I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING IT AT ALL. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I`D HAD ENOUGH. I`M SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE BILL CLINTON WON`T WHACK ME WITH TARIFFS UNTIL JENNY SHIPLEYS BIG PARTY IN AUCKLAND IS OVER. IT DOESN`T MAKE SENSE. I`M STROPPY SHEILA. ASK THE OLD MAN. SO I PUT ON MY SWANNIE. I WENT OUT TO THE PORCH. GOT THE TRACTOR KEYS OFF THE HOOK. PULLED ON MY GUMBOOTS. I FIRED UP THE FERGIE OUT IN THE SHED. SHE`S RELIABLE OLD GIRL. SHE ALWAYS RUNS CLEAN. I`M OFF DOWN THE ROAD. I WANT TO DRIVE HER TO AUCKLAND. I WANT TO TELL BILL CLINTON TO LEAVE MY SHEEP ALONE. I RECKON HE`LL SEE ME. AFTER ALL THERE`S NO ARGUING WITH A TRACTOR. OR TWO. OR THREE. OR FOUR. OR FIVE. OR SIX... YOU GET THE PICTURE I RECKON.
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THER WAS NO ONE TO MAKE ME A CUPPA AND A SCONE. I LO0KED IN THE KITCHEN BUT ME MRS WAS GONE. IT`S THE DROUGHT AND THE TARRIFS. THERE`S NO OTHER FACTOR. BUT WHY DID SHE TAKE ME OLD FERGIE TRACTOR SHE`S BEEN STROPPY JUST LATELY TOEY AND MEAN. MY WIFES GOT ME FERGIE IT`S A WONDROUS MACHINE. BUGGER!
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RURAL RAGE FARMERS UNITE | TRACTOR TERROR IS ON ITS WAY LOOK OUT SHIPLEY. EVEN FARMERS YOUR VOTER ARE SHAFTING YOU. THERE`S NOBODY LEFT. SHIPLEY SUCK. JUST LIKE MONICA. WATCH OUT JENNY THE GAME IS UP. WOMANS DIVISION HAS POISONED THE SCONES. JENNY DO A BURTON OFF YOU GO. SHIPLEY SHITS ON SHEEP. SHADBOLT IS AFTER SHIPLEY. LOCKWOODS A LOSER. TUPPING TIME.THE RAMS OUT. BOLGER BLEW IT. APECS STUFFED ROTORUA. JOHNNY "SLASHER" LUXTON SHAFTED BY SHEEP. YOU WILL PAY. LOVE WAITOA FARMERS. MONICA BLEW CLINTON. CLINTON BLEW SHIPLEY. SHIPLEY SHAFTS SHEEP. JGINNY SHEEPLEY GETS PISSED AT BELLAMY`S OH BUGGER. WORLD TRADE ORGANISATION. MEEK AS MIKE. SHIP OUT SHIPLEY. DO A BURTON. WOULD YOU TRUST PANDA MOORE MIKE THE MARVEL TO RUN THE WORLD TRADE ORGANISATION. MAKE MOORE MAKES SHAG BURGERS NOT LAMB BURGERS. BUGGER ITS BOLGERS BALLS UP MR POTATO HEAD GOES TO WASHINGTON. ROMNEY REVOLT. I`VE GOT MY FORD AIMED AT APEC. FORDS BEAT DAVID BROWNS ANYDAY. JOHN DEERE DRIVERS ARE DIPSTICKS. FORDS FORGE A HEAD. WATCH OUT SHIPLEY. WATCH OUT APEC. JOHN DEERE DRIVERS ARE DYNAMITE. FORD FOUND ON THE ROAD DEAD. KICK A KUBOTA FIRE UP THE MOTA. WE`LL GET YOU BILL. YOU ARE OVER THE HILL. MALCOLM BAILEY SLAPS U.S.A. WITH A WET BUS TICKET ON A LIMP WRIST "BAILEY`S GOT NO BOTTLES" TIE ME KANGAROO. DOWN SPORT. AUSSIE FARMERS WILL WALK. SORRY MATE TRACTORS DON`T SWIM. WE`LL BE THERE. A RSEHOLES P ISS E ASILY on C OPWORTHS ALLAN DUFF SAY STUFF 'AM ALL TRACTOR TRIUMPH TAMA ITT SUPPORTS TUHOE TRACTOR HIKOI JENNY GIBBS SPONSORS TAMA ITI AND TE KAHA RURAL RAGE. BULK SPREADERS UNITE. SIR GRAHAM LATIMER FAR NORTH FARMER CAN COMMIT MANY TRACTORS. MURRY BRIGEMAN CASES THE JOINT. STEINER BROS MURUPARA FORD RULZ LINTON WANTS 100 TRACTORS. CLINTON DONE LIKE DOGS DINNER. GARY MCORMIC. HIKOI OF HOPE TRACTORS GO. SPARGO BROTHERS ROTORUA FIVE TRUCKS. RUAPEHU RUAL RAGE. THE TRACTORS ARE COMING.
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